The Shopper’s Prayer

I know the sales are coming to an end, and I should have got my act together a little sooner, but the following seems rather appropriate (if somewhat irreverent) at this time of the year.  The deeply religious should click away now …….

Our Marks,
Which art in Spencer,
Hollowed be thy foodhalls,
Thy Gucci watch,
Thy Prada bag
Online,
As it is in store,
Give us each day our Platinum Visa,
And forgive us our overdraft,
As we forgive those that stop our next credit card,
Lead us not unto cheap imitation,
And deliver us from bank managers,
For thine is the Burberry,
The Dior and the Armani,
For Chanel no 5 and Eternity
Amex.

 

 

 

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